Birds and Booze.

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Off Lisence.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.


I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.


It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.
She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow,
would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"


I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of beer you got?"

Us old guys we still got it..