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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?

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Originally Posted by Mups ->

They do that by wrapping a piece of string around the `part` and dangling a house brick from it apparently. It doesn't make it any longer but it soon turns black.
I told you not to tie that string too tight, didn't I Judd?
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Can we???
If you really wanted to

Use the self service till and you wouldn't have to see or speak to anyone when you buy them.
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Originally Posted by Leia ->
If you really wanted to

Use the self service till and you wouldn't have to see or speak to anyone when you buy them.
Leia, No, you don’t have to speak to the self service till but it certainly speaks to you, repeating over and over... ‘Unidentified item in your basket’. ‘Please wait for asssistance’!!

Over comes the assistant who picks up your embarrassing item for everyone to see!!
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11-01-2018, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Leia ->
If you really wanted to

Use the self service till and you wouldn't have to see or speak to anyone when you buy them.
Or choose a bloke that's had the 'Snip'......
And it just so happens........
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11-01-2018, 09:04 PM
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Longy, You must’ve been quite innocent at that age? How did you know the size? Or did you use your hands to give measurements?
I think I rifled through her underwear drawer although that might have been another time.
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Leia, No, you don’t have to speak to the self service till but it certainly speaks to you, repeating over and over... ‘Unidentified item in your basket’. ‘Please wait for asssistance’!!

Over comes the assistant who picks up your embarrassing item for everyone to see!!
'Ah, it's your Johnnies, they haven't gone through properly'

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'Ah, it's your Johnnies, they haven't gone through properly'

Longy, The longer you have been on this site, the funnier you have become! That is, as in funny haha, not funny peculiar!!
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Longy, The longer you have been on this site, the funnier you have become! That is, as in funny haha, not funny peculiar!!
It bodes well for me that I can hide behind this keyboard Art.
 
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