Polish Divorce

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?It made of concrete
I don't think you understand.. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean what are your relations like?All my relations still in Poland .
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?No, I always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me.. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read... it say: ~~~Polish Remover~~~