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Q. What do you call a chicken in a shell-suit?


A. An egg
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From my cracker from today

Q. What breakfast cereal do lions eat?
A Cheetabix

Certainly wotrh a groan!
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Q. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A, Up his sleevies
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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?


A. Damn
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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.

She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.

She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."

He replies "BREASTS."


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26-12-2009, 03:53 AM
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lol, I can't remember ours now!

Think one of them was, what happens if you get a jigsaw upset?
A: It falls apart!
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Two goldfish in a tank
One says to the other - Can you drive this thing?

Two budgies on a perch
One says to the other - Can you smell fish?
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her class was too bright!
 

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