Not on Wednesday
"Not On Wednesdays"
A woman goes to her doctor complaining
that she is exhausted all the time. After the
diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor
gets around to asking her how often she has
intercourse.
"Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday,"
she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
"I can't," says the woman. "That's the only night
I'm home with my husband."