Perks for the over 60

PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 PM .

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

Re: Perks for the over 60

very, very good.

Re: Perks for the over 60

WHAT list? ....hello?



...was I supposed to be doing something?.....

Re: Perks for the over 60

Try this puzzle
This maths sequence can predict your favorite film.
Try it, it works
Pick a number between 1-9
Multiply by 3
Add 3 to that number
Multiply again by 3
Add the two digits together...

ok so far? Right:-

3. Oliver twist

4. Starwars

5. Forrest Gump

6. Saving Private Ryan

7. Jaws

8. Grease

9. The joy of anal sex with male goats and leather clad,oiled up lady boys in gimp masks with chains

10.Mary Poppins

Hmmm.....bet you don't want to let THAT become public,eh?