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28-04-2018, 09:24 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

She felt so rejected and so
What to do next she didn't know
So she got off the bus
Needing to discuss
How best to attract a new beau.

So Gertie phoned a friend
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28-04-2018, 09:38 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn't comprehend
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29-04-2018, 09:09 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn't comprehend
Her desperation for a man
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29-04-2018, 12:55 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn't comprehend
Her desperation for a man
But suggested she can
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29-04-2018, 01:01 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

So Gertie phoned a friend
Who just couldn't comprehend
Her desperation for a man
But suggested she can
If her flighty ways she would amend
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29-04-2018, 01:02 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Promising to mend her ways
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29-04-2018, 02:13 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
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29-04-2018, 04:19 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar
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29-04-2018, 04:48 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar
Where a singer played guitar
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29-04-2018, 05:07 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Promising to mend her ways
She relaxed and discarded her stays
Found the nearest bar
Where a singer played guitar
And a good looking man caught her gaze.


He offered to buy Gertie a drink
 
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