Re: You know when you are Old when.

Oh my gosh Longdogs, you got that right.....hahahaha

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Tell me about it. That's why I always sit down now.

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Oh is that what you are meant to do?
I wondered why I fell over.

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You know when you are old when you have to go to the Council to get a licence to wear a pair of shorts.

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You know you are getting old
when the candles cost more than the cake

A man is as old as he looks
And if he only looks..he is old

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You know when you're getting old when you look at the dog and not the woman in the mini skirt who's leading him.

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A sure sign of getting old is when you do notice the mini skirt but the missus notices that you noticed. It's a nightmare when one starts to lose their skills.

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Longlegs you need blinkers.

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Since I was about ten SP.

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You know you are old when you have a hard time figuring out how to wipe your bum properly.......and depending on how much you weigh, that can be quite a task.

Best I get a bedit.....