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22-12-2018, 06:18 AM
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Christmas Groaner

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said."

Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
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22-12-2018, 06:42 AM
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Re: Christmas Groaner

Groan...........
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22-12-2018, 07:19 AM
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Ha! Love it!
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22-12-2018, 09:19 AM
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It's a good 'un. How is it going to end one asks oneself? Then, a smile irresistibly spreads across one's cakehole at the end. I like it.
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22-12-2018, 10:30 AM
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I'm still laughing at this one Furry. It appeals to my sense of humour.
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22-12-2018, 10:44 AM
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Re: Christmas Groaner

Originally Posted by Besoeker ->
Groan...........
Groan City.

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Very clever. X
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Good one
 
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