I Picked Queen Elizabeth Up Off The Floor Today..

There I was, just standing about admiring the flowers on a beautiful sunny day, when I heard a crash.

I turned around and there she was, just lying there looking very dishevelled. I didn’t know what to do, should I pick her up or wait for someone else to pick her up.

I could see she had broken something and not wanting to get involved. I started to walk away.
I then stopped and thought I can’t leave her like that, so I walked over to her, picked her up, patted her down and took her to somewhere safe.

I did feel better about it and pleased she wasn’t too badly hurt. I walked away feeling good that I had done a good deed for Queen Elizabeth.
I wonder if I will be mentioned in her Birthday Honours and be awarded an OBE or even be made a Dame?

My good deed proves you don’t need to wear a cloak, to be a hero!

Where was I?

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Is it a type of butterfly Art?

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My guess: I think you were at the Chelsea Flower Show and a rose named Queen Elizabeth was knocked over

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Wax museum or Sainsbury' s, was seen shopping there.

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Yes you said you were admiring the flowers.

I agree with Ruthio.

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In the back of Philip's new Range Rover?

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Yes, either that or in a garden centre.



Either that, or in a tourist shop with figures of the queen for sale.

Either that, or in an shop that had scale replicas of the ship!

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Or the Dartford bridge collapsed.

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Upside down then?

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Yeeeeeees.

So she picked up the bridge and dusted it off and set it back.

Is she Superwoman or summink?