Love lust & Marriage
Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
Love - When intercourse is called "makin love".
Lust - When intercourse is called "screwing."
Marriage - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
Love - When you argue over how many children to have.
Lust - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.