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21-01-2011, 08:14 PM
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Love lust & Marriage

Love - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
Lust - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
Marriage - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love - When intercourse is called "makin love".
Lust - When intercourse is called "screwing."
Marriage - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

Love - When you argue over how many children to have.
Lust - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
Marriage - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

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27-01-2011, 02:15 AM
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Re: Love lust & Marriage

ROFLMFAO ..........


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27-01-2011, 01:24 PM
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Re: Love lust & Marriage

Had a good laugh at that, thanks Romfty.
 



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