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I took the shell off my racing snail to make it go faster. If anything, it's more sluggish now!
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Understand paranoid people better by following them around
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"Hey Noah, where do you want these bees?"

"Put them in the archive."
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I had a dream last night I was cutting carrots with the grim reaper...dicing with death..

Uncle Ben has died. No more Mr Rice Guy
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I had oasis soup the other day, it's like normal soup, but you got a roll with it.
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A thesaurus is "Great". There's no other word for it!
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A man wearing a tie fastener walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t like your tie pin here”.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: "Pint please, and one for the road."
 
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