Good morning/afternoon this is Mark speaking(actually it`s Ravinder Singh?) how may I be of assistance?

blah blah


the number you need to phone is one tree sewen tree nine.

Now I love India but sometimes it`s ruddy hard work with the call centres.

And as for UK centres??? For advice about this press 1

For advice about that press 2

For other matters please press 3

Thank you for calling-we will now put you on hold and play musak for an eternity.

Thank you for calling for a repeat menu please press the # key.


Thank you for calling,if you are now close to insanity due to being on hold listening to musak please press 4

This will send a sudden bolt through your phone putting you out of your misery

Good morning/afternoon this is Mark speaking(actually it`s Ravinder Singh?) how may I be of assistance?

blah blah


the number you need to phone is one tree sewen tree nine.

Now I love India but sometimes it`s ruddy hard work with the call centres.

And as for UK centres??? For advice about this press 1

For advice about that press 2

For other matters please press 3

Thank you for calling-we will now put you on hold and play musak for an eternity.

Thank you for calling for a repeat menu please press the # key.


Thank you for calling,if you are now close to insanity due to being on hold listening to musak please press 4

This will send a sudden bolt through your phone putting you out of your misery