21-05-2018, 10:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Aha. There you are young Judster. We thought it was quiet.
Been up to no good no doubt?
You know me too well.
After my travails at work and then cutting the front lawn and pruning some trees I thought I deserved a bit of a rest, rest that I used to catch up on some TV that I previously recorded.
Am now taking my rightful place in here.
21-05-2018, 11:06 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
About time you did that grass, you've been idle long enough.Now then, can we just establish who's place this really is before we go any further please?
You see, we have the paperwork which states quite clearly this is a ladies only thread, therefore we know you can't possibly claim your right to be here in any way, shape, or form.
Perhaps you just need a little more time to get used to the idea.
21-05-2018, 11:10 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Paperwork can be forged.Our (men) claim goes right back to Magna Carta, a time when wimmin had no say in the running of things. A fine tradition ruined by wimmin with ideas above their station. First we teach you to talk and then allow you to vote and everything went downhill from there.
21-05-2018, 11:11 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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You know me too well. After my travails at work and then cutting the front lawn and pruning some trees I thought I deserved a bit of a rest, rest that I used to catch up on some TV that I previously recorded.
Am now taking my rightful place in here.
I walked 4 miles to the shops in under 16 minutes ... came back, mowed the lawn, climbed up a ladder to clear out the guttering and whilst there rescued a pigeon on the apex of the roof cos I thought he was stuck .. until he flew off .. came back in hot and weary and did some washing.
Okay, I fibbed a bit but it sounded good.
21-05-2018, 11:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Paperwork can be forged.Our (men) claim goes right back to Magna Carta, a time when wimmin had no say in the running of things. A fine tradition ruined by wimmin with ideas above their station. First we teach you to talk and then allow you to vote and everything went downhill from there.
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