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That's what I like to see Missy, a firm hand indeed.

I see you are wishing to defect to the 'Dark Side' for the second time, Sweetie Pie.
These men are not to be trusted, but if you wish to join them, so be it.
But it is a one-way ticket I'm afraid. Good luck.

While you men have been laying about eating and drinking, watching telly and doing as little as possible, I have been exceptionally good and sat and written most of my Christmas cards tonight. How organised is that ey

Now reluctantly I must abandon my post by the door for a short time, but fear not, I have left my dogs watching out for you. They are extremely well trained and will alert us instantly should you attempt a lurk. You have been warned.

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Mups I must leave the men to believe I have defected - Shhhhh
I can do Trojan horse with the right training

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Is that anything like a Co-op horse?

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I will not fight tonight as I am sad.
You win

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Now look here you men! This morning I have woken without any pain from my wrist the first time in 2 months! I am not very happy though because, having read the posts from last night, I see that you have been unfriendly to my good friend Mups and discovered that we may have a female traitor in our midst.

THIS IS A WARNING

If my wrist is giving me less pain, then I will be back in full force to destroy anybody who is not true and supportive of my ladies army........who will always be last to post.

BTW I will now be able to get back to my hobby of inflicting Chinese burns. Of course I would never hurt anybody's wrist....but I may be able to manage the odd neck!

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Good morning LADIES.

Thought I'd pop in before I pop out - if you see what I mean.

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Good morning Mups. I am sure you will have noticed that i have already had to send a fierce post to the men who use this thread.

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I was just thinking Twink, I think it would be more advantageous to do the wrist burns on their necks, forget about the wrists. Give me a crash course and I'll come and help you.

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Chinese burns to the neck eh? Hehehehehehehe

I'll have to use a rope though, my hands don't work too well, but a rope around the neck is a very fetching look I think

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Crash course on its way Mups, but if you want to be more individual, you can always use the dogs collars

Rope us good Missy, I may have to use that myself because I have small hands and, if their necks are as thick as their heads, I may not be able to get my hands round them!

If they need sedation we could try this.....