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[QUOTE=Artangel;1881713]Now, Pauline, Have l ever lied to you?

I couldn’t bear the loneliness and l had this chance to get him. At first, l thought, no, l wouldn’t be able to manage him.

Then l thought YOLO and went for it. The best decision, l’ve ever made!

Shall l ring the woman up and see if she still has the others left for you? Your dogs would love one.

Are you selling Porkies, Art?

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01-04-2020, 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Omah ->
I already did .....


A pot bellied pig sitting on the cushions of a sofa in an elegant mansion.


Let me introduce you to Inspector Closeau of Scotland Yard!


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01-04-2020, 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Now, Pauline, Have l ever lied to you?

I couldn’t bear the loneliness and l had this chance to get him. At first, l thought, no, l wouldn’t be able to manage him.

Then l thought YOLO and went for it. The best decision, l’ve ever made!

Shall l ring the woman up and see if she still has the others left for you? Your dogs would love one.

Are you selling Porkies, Art?


No Ted, just sausage rolls!



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01-04-2020, 10:39 AM
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You mad fool You ...but..as We are heading towards greater austerity a pig will be worth its weight in gold...just think of all the lovely pork sausages You'll have
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01-04-2020, 10:42 AM
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You mad fool You ...but..as We are heading towards greater austerity a pig will be worth its weight in gold...just think of all the lovely pork sausages You'll have
Also not forgetting all those delicious bacon sarnies!
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01-04-2020, 10:43 AM
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You mad fool You ...but..as We are heading towards greater austerity a pig will be worth its weight in gold...just think of all the lovely pork sausages You'll have
May, ln that case, l might as well get a cow and a goat too! It might get a bit crowded in the house though!
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01-04-2020, 10:44 AM
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Also not forgetting all those delicious bacon sarnies!

Ooh, Baz. I’m not sure l could eat a beloved pet!
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01-04-2020, 10:45 AM
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Ooh, Baz. I’m not sure l could eat a beloved pet!
Not even with plenty of ketchup and up to midday today?
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Roxy, You are joking, aren’t you? Please say you are, as that is just spooky!

No, Afraid not Art, Dunc is one of those long dark haired highlanders who look as if they have stepped out of the sixteenth century.
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01-04-2020, 10:55 AM
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Tiffany, If he grows too big. I will just move house!



You could build a pig sty in your garden, no need to move house.
This reminds me I need to go play Angry Birds, got more green piggies to destroy.
 
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