27-12-2020, 10:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Ah, you're thinking of that pithy saying ...Now I see you!
Now I don't ....
so I'm Last again!
Typical, pop a Santa hat on a chaps head and stick a glass of something alcoholic in his paw and you've beat him into submission.
27-12-2020, 10:31 PM
32716
Re: Last to post wins
Now don't you men go chasing off my friends, or we'll have your guts for garters- as my Dad used to say.
ALL the ladies have a spare key anyway, so can pop in any time they feel like it, to check what you lot are up to.
Now then, it has been noticeably quiet, and blissfully serene here today, so confess- what have you been up to?
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Oh Gawd, I'm talking to meself . . . He's nodded off again!
Give him a prod with a big stick someone.
27-12-2020, 11:02 PM
32717
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Now don't you men go chasing off my friends, or we'll have your guts for garters- as my Dad used to say. ALL the ladies have a spare key anyway, so can pop in any time they feel like it, to check what you lot are up to.
Now then, it has been noticeably quiet, and blissfully serene here today, so confess- what have you been up to?
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Oh Gawd, I'm talking to meself . . . He's nodded off again!
Give him a prod with a big stick someone.
27-12-2020, 11:09 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
You have friends?'Allo trouble, I thought you were quiet today, didn't last long though.
What are you doing poking about in our kitchen ey?
If you are making a snack, you can make one for me as well, and Tabby will be along shortly too.
Now get a move on, cos I feel peckish.
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Huh. Typical. Mention doing something for us and they scarper.
27-12-2020, 11:47 PM
32719
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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You have friends? 'Allo trouble, I thought you were quiet today, didn't last long though.
What are you doing poking about in our kitchen ey?
If you are making a snack, you can make one for me as well, and Tabby will be along shortly too.
Now get a move on, cos I feel peckish.
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Huh. Typical. Mention doing something for us and they scarper.
28-12-2020, 12:38 AM
32720
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Aw, just made a snack, sorry about that. If only you had asked fifteen seconds earlier.
Typical. Soon as we ask for anything, you are gone quicker than we can blink.
Are you awake now, because every time I talk to you, within seconds I hear snoring, and I know it's not Murtagh.
I trust you are to return to work tomorrow? All men should be slaving away this week, it should be their New Year's resolution to work hard and look after us ladies better.
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