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.... I'm a rancid pig and I do so swear on this stack of books 'Men The Inferior Sex * How To Train Them Into Slaves' .... that women will rule on this thread forever... so help me god or I'll become a bacon butty.
Don't be silly Tezza, why would we go for that when Mups has am overflowing wine cellar... for free!
She did have an overflowing wine cellar but by some freak accident I managed to pour several tons of concrete into it (to shore up the foundations you understand).