21-09-2020, 11:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Well done Judd. They didn't hurry back. 
I have an ultimation for you poor excuses of manhood.
You come nosing in here, leaving the back door wide open, sling your coats and shoes down, pinch everything you can get yer mitts out the fridge, leave the remote down the back of our sofa, fiddle about with our mobile phones, then clear off again and leave us with all the clearing up.
You're more trouble than you're worth, and unless you make a bug effort to mend your ways and be grateful for our engaging companionship and tolerance, we have decided the best thing to do is have you arrested for breaking and entering.
I strongly suggest you think over this ultimation, and sincerely hope that you make an effort to turn over a new leaf and shower us with much TLC and adoration in the future.
We will leave you to ponder on this generous offer and trust you will see sense and mend your way for good this time.
21-09-2020, 11:25 PM
31016
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I have an ultimation for you poor excuses of manhood.You come nosing in here, leaving the back door wide open, sling your coats and shoes down, pinch everything you can get yer mitts out the fridge, leave the remote down the back of our sofa, fiddle about with our mobile phones, then clear off again and leave us with all the clearing up.
You're more trouble than you're worth, and unless you make a bug effort to mend your ways and be grateful for our engaging companionship and tolerance, we have decided the best thing to do is have you arrested for breaking and entering.
I strongly suggest you think over this ultimation, and sincerely hope that you make an effort to turn over a new leaf and shower us with much TLC and adoration in the future.
We will leave you to ponder on this generous offer and trust you will see sense and mend your way for good this time.
Sounds like a plan to me.
21-09-2020, 11:36 PM
31017
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Just an idea. Why don't you wimmin set up somewhere else and leave us blokes alone in here? Sounds like a plan to me.
Right. You had your chance, and you have failed miserably.
The locksmith will be here in the morning, and our tasers will arrive by lunchtime.
You will not be allowed to darken out doorstep any more.
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