24-01-2020, 09:59 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
Originally Posted by realspeed
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Three men playing golf. Just about to tee off when one stopped and bowed his head with his cap off when a funeral prossession passed by. One of he others commented it is nice to see someone with a little respect. The man replied,"Well you have too when it is your wife in the coffin"
24-01-2020, 10:01 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
Originally Posted by Lion Queen
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awww make that 7, just be sure to let me know when you popped your clogs which crem I come to and I'll be there mate 
24-01-2020, 10:04 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
Originally Posted by shropshiregirl
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Well, if and when my time comes, I would hope that there would be about two coachloads for family. There's a lot of us, and they all live locally.They would enjoy a knees-up with free flowing drinks and sarnies.
As long as they drink a toast to me, God bless em, they will all be following me at one time or another, enjoy life while you can.
Make sure they don’t divert the coaches if their favourite football team are playing in a Final!
24-01-2020, 10:06 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
Originally Posted by Emjay
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Well I ain’t going yet I hope. But I wish this cough would go.Oh the question. Will not know and will not care. ⚰️
It’s not the cough that carried him off, it’s the coffin they carried him off in.
24-01-2020, 10:19 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
This a really sneaky question. Is it by any chance to find out who has the biggest ego..Haha. But here goes. I'm tempted to join the funny queue but....NOt that many I would imagine. Most of oldest and closest friends live far away in other states or overseas. My family of origin all live in Perth. So I couldn't hazard a guess. I don't have many enemies I don't think so maybe a few will come. As long as my wife and son are there that's what counts.
24-01-2020, 10:48 PM
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Re: How Many Do You Think Will Come To Your Funeral?
Originally Posted by keezoy
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This a really sneaky question. Is it by any chance to find out who has the biggest ego..Haha. But here goes. I'm tempted to join the funny queue but....NOt that many I would imagine. Most of oldest and closest friends live far away in other states or overseas. My family of origin all live in Perth. So I couldn't hazard a guess. I don't have many enemies I don't think so maybe a few will come. As long as my wife and son are there that's what counts.
Is it to find out who has the biggest ego? I’m not sure? I think at our age, it is more about, how many of our relatives and friends are still alive to attend!
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