Join for free
Page 138 of 590 « First < 38 88 128 136 137 138 139 140 148 188 238 > Last »
Barry's Avatar
Barry
Chatterbox
Barry is offline
North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
Barry is male  Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 12:41 PM
1371

Re: Limericks. (New).

It scared me I have to admit
Like jelly from a Quatermass pit
Is it alien pondered I
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 01:51 PM
1372

Re: Limericks. (New).

It scared me I have to admit
Like jelly from a Quatermass pit
Is it alien pondered I
Could be I did reply
Longdogs's Avatar
Longdogs
Chatterbox
Longdogs is offline
SW England
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 43,957
Longdogs is male  Longdogs has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 03:02 PM
1373

Re: Limericks. (New).

It scared me I have to admit
Like jelly from a Quatermass pit
Is it alien pondered I
Could be I did reply
So I legged it, lickety split



The army arrived with some guns
EZ Rider's Avatar
EZ Rider
Chatterbox
EZ Rider is offline
Surrey
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 30,755
EZ Rider is male  EZ Rider has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 03:22 PM
1374

Re: Limericks. (New).

The army arrived with some guns
Meanwhile ladies turned up with some buns
Last Tango's Avatar
Last Tango
Senior Member
Last Tango is offline
North Ayrshire, Scotland
Joined: Oct 2017
Posts: 974
Last Tango is female  Last Tango has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 03:54 PM
1375

Re: Limericks. (New).

The army arrived with some guns
Meanwhile ladies turned up with some buns
Following target practice they had tea
Barry's Avatar
Barry
Chatterbox
Barry is offline
North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
Barry is male  Barry has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 07:36 PM
1376

Re: Limericks. (New).

The army arrived with some guns
Meanwhile ladies turned up with some buns
Following target practice they had tea
But just to be polite you see
EZ Rider's Avatar
EZ Rider
Chatterbox
EZ Rider is offline
Surrey
Joined: Mar 2013
Posts: 30,755
EZ Rider is male  EZ Rider has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
27-02-2020, 10:47 PM
1377

Re: Limericks. (New).

The army arrived with some guns
Meanwhile ladies turned up with some buns
Following target practice they had tea
But just to be polite you see
Then one the soldiers got " The Runs"

The poor lad felt rough for days
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
28-02-2020, 12:11 AM
1378

Re: Limericks. (New).

The poor lad felt rough for days
And spent most of the time in a daze
Mups's Avatar
Mups
Chatterbox
Mups is offline
Northamptonshire
Joined: Jun 2013
Posts: 46,083
Mups is female  Mups has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
28-02-2020, 01:16 AM
1379

Re: Limericks. (New).

The poor lad felt rough for days
And spent most of the time in a daze
So he stayed in bed
Judd's Avatar
Judd
Chatterbox
Judd is offline
West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
Judd is male  Judd has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
 
28-02-2020, 01:18 AM
1380

Re: Limericks. (New).

The poor lad felt rough for days
And spent most of the time in a daze
So he stayed in bed
Then they found him dead
 
Page 138 of 590 « First < 38 88 128 136 137 138 139 140 148 188 238 > Last »



© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.