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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust

Re: Limericks. (New).

But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van

Re: Limericks. (New).

But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van
Into the arms of a man

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But his dreams, I fear, were turned to dust
As he got dragged off to another drug bust
Then he jumped out the van
Into the arms of a man
Who fell flat on his back and cussed.



"Gerroff me ya mutt" the drug dealer yelled

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"Gerroff me ya mutt" the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Gerroff me ya mutt" the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Gerroff me ya mutt" the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight
Whilst the man turned a paler shade of white!

Re: Limericks. (New).

"Gerroff me ya mutt" the drug dealer yelled
As the dealer, by the dog was felled
Snarling and biting the dog held tight
Whilst the man turned a paler shade of white!
He soon gave up as he felt compelled.




Maud decided to colour her hair

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Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair

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Maud decided to colour her hair
But she wasn’t to bright to be fair
So she chose a vivid red