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Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

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18-11-2020, 07:03 PM

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Re: Limericks. (New).

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying "No thank you, mate"

Barry

Chatterbox

North Notts

Joined: Dec 2010

Posts: 15,676

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18-11-2020, 07:08 PM

3922

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying "No thank you, mate"
"I'd rather have bear"

Judd

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West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

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18-11-2020, 07:52 PM

3923

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying "No thank you, mate"
"I'd rather have bear"
"Like that koala, there"

Mups

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Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

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18-11-2020, 11:50 PM

3924

Re: Limericks. (New).

Bruce served up the Roo on a plate
But Judd refused, saying "No thank you, mate"
"I'd rather have bear"
"Like that koala, there"
"As Roo makes me put on weight."

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed

Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

19-11-2020, 12:25 AM

3925

Re: Limericks. (New).

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted

Last Tango

Senior Member

North Ayrshire, Scotland

Joined: Oct 2017

Posts: 974

19-11-2020, 02:20 AM

3926

Re: Limericks. (New).

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted
But Ted's thoughts they had strayed

Silver Tabby

Chatterbox

God's own county!

Joined: Oct 2012

Posts: 24,659

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19-11-2020, 06:16 AM

3927

Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Last Tango ->

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted
But Ted's thoughts they had strayed

and he did not make the grade

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

19-11-2020, 04:52 PM

3928

Re: Limericks. (New).

Maude was all warm and cosy in bed
Tucked up beside her hubby Ted
But Ted's thoughts they had strayed
And he did not make the grade
So Maude had a hankering for Fred.

But Fred had the hots for Sally