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20-11-2020, 03:07 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Flo ordered her groceries on line
And considered the delivery driver quite "fine"
But he was a bit of a scruff
And she saw him take snuff
Then decided to order more wine.



As the rabbit dug a new hole
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
The ground was solid rock
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20-11-2020, 06:56 PM
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As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
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20-11-2020, 07:27 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And then sought out his friend the mole

Mole said you've no chance digging here
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Re: Limericks. (New).

As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And decided to leave it to Mr Mole

The rabbit then went for a run
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The rabbit then went for a run
got lost in the warren, silly Bun
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21-11-2020, 12:50 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Hold on, we missed out Judd's verse.



As the rabbit dug a new hole
The work was taking it's toll
The ground was solid rock
So he stood back, taking stock
And then sought out his friend the mole



Mole said you've no chance digging here
It's just rock that leads to a weir
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21-11-2020, 08:39 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Mole said you've no chance digging here
It's just rock that leads to a weir.
Your long ears will get wet
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21-11-2020, 10:02 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Mole said you've no chance digging here
It's just rock that leads to a weir.
Your long ears will get wet
So it's a good thing we met
 
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