18-04-2018, 02:22 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
"I say,I say,I say-is this a hammer I see before me? The handle turned toward m...oh,
silly me...it's the EVIL GUMBUD [loud boo's from audience] with his willy out again!"
[gumbud] "'Allo,my darlings! I've come twice already today".[sniggers]
[Sir Pug] "Come twice,you say? Good LORD man,surely you lie-for there is but one bus per day to Puggy Island!"
[gumbud] "True-but I came over the boa...I mean,came over ON the boat [crowd jeers & laughs]...I like pulling my own tiller,y'see-it gives me great joy as I bob about...btw-is Bob about?"
[Sir Pug]
No-he's gone fishing on his boat with Jem,on the river Chuff.
It's only a small one-but Jem really enjoys taking it up the Chuff!
[gumbud] DAMN! he beat me to it...this Vaseline'll be wasted now!"
Sir Pug] Oh,I dunno.....bend over!
[gumbud {as he eagerly touches his toes}] "Ooh,you are awful...but I like you!"
[crowd goes wild,cheering,clapping,whistling,demanding encores,etc]