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No sign of the blighters this morning. No doubt they are all fussing about their grey hairs in the mirror.

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We are busy sticking pins in effigies of all those who ignore the rules and selfishly light bonfires and BBQs all over the place!

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Haha. Yes, I found a very nice but huge hat pin last night.

Happy to hear that Yorkshire male still snoring, and to see that other one has been and gone. His lady must have collared him to do something useful for a change.

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I thought it was sciatica.

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That wasn't snoring.

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Aaghh, you're a grubby little tyke, you are.

Now both of you specimens need to keep your wits about you today (if you can find some), because Tabby has announced today, that because the May blossom is out, we are allowed to give you a good clout.

I'm here flexing me muscles and am very alert. Sniffer dogs poised . . . if you so much as poke a snout in here now, you will get clobbered.
Don't say you haven't been warned.




Oh, and one more thing:

Seeing as we are such a kind and benevolent little souls, we have decided you can have a choice.
You either get a good clout . . . or take a seat and we will give you a nice haircut. You know you need one.

Yes Dongle, I know you wrote you had already done yours, but you missed a bit.

I am here, waiting with my dog clippers poised. . . . .

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Any chance you could change your name to this, then you'll be out too.

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I certainly did miss a bit but I'm not letting you loose down there with your clipper thingies.

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Aah but you know you'd never cope without me.
You would cry in your beer night after night, and slowly pine away till the other ladies had to come and force feed you to keep you going.

Or another way of looking at it is . . bog off. I aint going nowhere.

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I tell yer now, I'd chop it off, then we might let you join the ladies team.