30-07-2017, 12:21 AM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by JBR
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My Scouser cousin's girlfriend had a baby today. They're so proud of him. He's the only one in the family who's been inside for less than nine months.
Did you know that when Scouse babies are born they are slapped twice?
Once to get the babe to breathe and then again to make it drop the midwife's purse.
31-07-2017, 10:24 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Two guys went to a petrol station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their petrol and went to pay the male attendant."I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
"Two!" said the second guy.
"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
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