06-01-2018, 09:42 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Meg
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I have no need for any of those thing so will be spared embarrassment 
. I do however feel slightly embarrassed when sending a parcel these day and the post office cashier asks me what is inside, worse reply in front of a huge queue one Christmas was 'A bee hotel' ...
Originally Posted by Leia
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This happened to me in the post office. My parcel was long and narrow and I had to admit it was a cow horn......don't ask! 
Would have been so much cooler to say a Tiffany bracelet or a hard copy of my latest novel but no, A bee hotel and a cow horn.
07-01-2018, 11:05 AM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Nothing really ... but I do pull my hood up and keep my head down now when going to the fag counter.
07-01-2018, 11:51 AM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by Morticia
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Nothing really ... but I do pull my hood up and keep my head down now when going to the fag counter.
07-01-2018, 01:10 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
OK here we go, I knew a guy that was so lazy he tied knots in the elbows and knees of his blow up doll, wait,.. could have been in a hurry., When I was a kid the neighbors had gotten water guns, and were running around squirting the other kids , so I went into my parents bathroom and grabbed the hot water bottle, it had a Hose attached, I figured out how to open it and filled it up and outside I ran squirting this thing by squeezing it water shot in all directions and forward, I guess I filled it up about 3 times and was enjoying squirting the other kids when my mom came running out of the house screaming, give me that right now. I was left weapon less.
In Iowa, Mrs.D.R. wanted to get a friend something special for Christmas that this person had a desire for, So off to the Porno shop she drove and there was a huge wall with all kinds sex toys, I was looking and admiring the fists and laughing she told me stop, her friend was petite, so she pulled a small one off the wall handed it to me, and told me Go Pay For This, she headed for the door, I yelled out "ChickenShit" she acted like she didn't hear or Know me, I got to the counter, paid for it, and the guy asked will that be all, I said yeah paid and got outta there, she was laughing so hard in the car, Yeah lesson learned.
07-01-2018, 06:41 PM
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Re: What Items Would You Be Too Embarrassed To Buy Over The Counter?
Originally Posted by DragonsRealm
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OK here we go, I knew a guy that was so lazy he tied knots in the elbows and knees of his blow up doll, wait,.. could have been in a hurry., When I was a kid the neighbors had gotten water guns, and were running around squirting the other kids , so I went into my parents bathroom and grabbed the hot water bottle, it had a Hose attached, I figured out how to open it and filled it up and outside I ran squirting this thing by squeezing it water shot in all directions and forward, I guess I filled it up about 3 times and was enjoying squirting the other kids when my mom came running out of the house screaming, give me that right now. I was left weapon less.
In Iowa, Mrs.D.R. wanted to get a friend something special for Christmas that this person had a desire for, So off to the Porno shop she drove and there was a huge wall with all kinds sex toys, I was looking and admiring the fists and laughing she told me stop, her friend was petite, so she pulled a small one off the wall handed it to me, and told me Go Pay For This, she headed for the door, I yelled out "ChickenShit" she acted like she didn't hear or Know me, I got to the counter, paid for it, and the guy asked will that be all, I said yeah paid and got outta there, she was laughing so hard in the car, Yeah lesson learned.
If so, l hope you washed your hands well, after!!
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