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Where else would we get intelligent conversation? Certainly not in here. We blokes have to continually reduce our educational standards to yours, so we go to the other thread for learned discourse.
Yes, it's a sad fact that they cannot keep up with our super intelligence Judd.
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Yes, it's a sad fact that they cannot keep up with our super intelligence Judd.


Nurse! This one needs his medication early, he's off on his delusions again.




Once you are calmer dongle, you can go and start getting our tea ready.
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Nurse! This one needs his medication early, he's off on his delusions again.




Once you are calmer dongle, you can go and start getting our tea ready.
Tea is over Mups.... finito, .....Good night Vienna. I made a nice curry & rice with naan bread. Very nice it was. sorry you missed it.
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[QUOTE=Mups;1821054]
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Bad news for the female leech species (Latin name`parasiticicus`), I've finished early today so no further payments until Tuesday. That means no extravagances for you wimmin this weekend.



"No extravagances for us"?

May I remind you Sir, that I can't recall you ever buying us so much as a bag of crisps!


I trust you are going to unpadlock your wallet this Christmas to show us how grateful you are for all our TLC year in, year out?


Not directly I grant you but I've more than paid for your excesses with the sweat of my brow. While you lot are reaping the rewards from your undeserved pensions, my own pension has just been snatched away while it was almost in my grasp. I have to wait another twelve months before I collect.
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22-11-2019, 09:35 PM
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Not directly I grant you but I've more than paid for your excesses with the sweat of my brow. While you lot are reaping the rewards from your undeserved pensions, my own pension has just been snatched away while it was almost in my grasp. I have to wait another twelve months before I collect.


How come Judsy dear? Aren't you 76 already?

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How come Judsy dear? Aren't you 76 already?

You're mixing that number up with your IQ
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You're mixing that number up with your IQ

Cheeky blighter, I was being kind, and underestimating as well.

Think I'd better disappear. . . .
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Cheeky blighter, I was being kind, and underestimating as well.

Think I'd better disappear. . . .
At last you get it.
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At last you get it.
But I don't - and I have sharper claws and more evil resources than Mups! Out of here this minute or I'll summon the Mor-Ríoghain!
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Note to self: buy catnip and baseball bat.
 



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