18-04-2019, 11:17 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Just goes to show that I mean business. 
It also goes to show you are not a man of honour, with your night sneaking ways to catch us out.
You look tired Judd, you need a nice break a long way away for Easter. That would do you the world of good.
Don't go dipping into the ladies holiday fund though, will you.
18-04-2019, 11:22 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Unbeknown to Mups, cocoa is a well-known aphrodisiac for men but a somnolent for wimmin (it makes them sleep) hence at night time when men are raring to take part in the tournament of Venus, the wimmin are fast asleep snoring their heads off.
18-04-2019, 11:31 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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It also goes to show you are not a man of honour, with your night sneaking ways to catch us out. You look tired Judd, you need a nice break a long way away for Easter. That would do you the world of good.
Don't go dipping into the ladies holiday fund though, will you.
I asked if it had an ensuite bathroom, but they told me that it is even better than that...... he can just take a pee through the igloo entrance, without getting out of bed.
I think this is the place for him don't you? Oh the only problem is there is no broadband there so he can't use his PC.
18-04-2019, 11:38 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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A gas version of that would be handy. We could feed it into the aircon system all over the world, sending wimmin to sleep and giving us men some peace at ;last.
Wicked, wicked dongle!
We both know beyond any doubt, that before 24 hrs was up, you men would be crying in your beer and regretting your evil deed.
Your life wouldn't be the same without our superior expertise steering you along each day, keeping you on the straight and narrow, free from your unsavoury habits and tawdry vices.
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