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02-05-2019, 12:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
What's all this rubbish about the wimmin winning and all that? What a load of twaddle.

Mups you are more than welcome to move to Devon, just drive North of where you are now, you can't miss it.

Lorna, all this talk of whipping will just encourage us men more, you do realise that?

Twink, Late at night, Judd employs a woman to log in on his behalf, he pays her a yearly retainer of £20 plus an hourly rate of peanuts, plus she is allowed to do housework to her heart's content.

Oh No Dongle, let me tell you that I have seen what Lorna can do with a whip....and it isn't friendly.

Mups can now find her way around better, so don't you try giving her wrong direction!

As for Judd, we know he tells lies but he recently told me that he had to look in on LTP, when he gets up in the night & my remote lie detector told me he was being honest.....so it looks like he is now telling you lies.
Mups did try to warn you about his nasty ways

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02-05-2019, 12:22 PM
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Am sat in the barbers waiting my turn and chanced to look in answer this vile calumny against my character. I don't tell lies so yah boo sucks to you wimmin.
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02-05-2019, 12:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Am sat in the barbers waiting my turn and chanced to look in answer this vile calumny against my character. I don't tell lies so yah boo sucks to you wimmin.
Well you must have been lying to me or Dongle....as he tells a different story to what you told me!

Anyway tell the barber to get a move on, if you are not working our pensions won't flourish!
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02-05-2019, 02:38 PM
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Just popped back to be last, and ignored.lol
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02-05-2019, 03:06 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Judd ->
Am sat in the barbers waiting my turn and chanced to look in answer this vile calumny against my character. I don't tell lies so yah boo sucks to you wimmin.


But why were you waiting in a queue Judsy?
I thought you usually left it with them and they called you when it was done.

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02-05-2019, 03:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
What's all this rubbish about the wimmin winning and all that? What a load of twaddle.

Mups you are more than welcome to move to Devon, just drive North of where you are now, you can't miss it.


Lorna, all this talk of whipping will just encourage us men more, you do realise that?

Twink, Late at night, Judd employs a woman to log in on his behalf, he pays her a yearly retainer of £20 plus an hourly rate of peanuts, plus she is allowed to do housework to her heart's content.



Oi . . . what a very mean spirited trick to try!
Shame on you Mr. Dongle.

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02-05-2019, 04:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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But why were you waiting in a queue Judsy?
I thought you usually left it with them and they called you when it was done.

I go for the gossip. The girl who cuts my hair is rather nice too.
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02-05-2019, 04:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
What's all this rubbish about the wimmin winning and all that? What a load of twaddle.

Mups you are more than welcome to move to Devon, just drive North of where you are now, you can't miss it.

Lorna, all this talk of whipping will just encourage us men more, you do realise that?

Twink, Late at night, Judd employs a woman to log in on his behalf, he pays her a yearly retainer of £20 plus an hourly rate of peanuts, plus she is allowed to do housework to her heart's content.

Not really, never trust a woman to do a man's job. I do it myself then I know it's done right.
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02-05-2019, 04:41 PM
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Newsflash!

I intend being up most of the night waiting for the election results to come in so you wimmin needn't waste your time trying to be the LTP.
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02-05-2019, 04:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Not really, never trust a woman to do a man's job. I do it myself then I know it's done right.


That's funny Judd, cos we feel the same about not trusting a man to do anything, too.

Glad to see you got your wig back.
 



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