16-10-2020, 09:44 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Mups.I have discovered that the Donkey sanctuary is now open so we are getting ready to get over there, taking Murtagh for a long walk and perhaps having a nice coffee and something to eat.
So I was thinking, if you would like to get ready straight away, wrap up warm because I reckon it will be a bit chilly over there, perhaps wear some walking shoes too; sit and wait at by your front door and er...... well that's it really. I'm off to Sidmouth..... you have a nice day d'ya hear.
16-10-2020, 11:38 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Mups.I have discovered that the Donkey sanctuary is now open so we are getting ready to get over there, taking Murtagh for a long walk and perhaps having a nice coffee and something to eat.
So I was thinking, if you would like to get ready straight away, wrap up warm because I reckon it will be a bit chilly over there, perhaps wear some walking shoes too; sit and wait at by your front door and er...... well that's it really. I'm off to Sidmouth..... you have a nice day d'ya hear.
Best not to take the wimmin to a donkey sanctuary, the owners may think they're part of the exhibits and keep them there.
Oh, I dunno though.
16-10-2020, 12:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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Mups.I have discovered that the Donkey sanctuary is now open so we are getting ready to get over there, taking Murtagh for a long walk and perhaps having a nice coffee and something to eat.
So I was thinking, if you would like to get ready straight away, wrap up warm because I reckon it will be a bit chilly over there, perhaps wear some walking shoes too; sit and wait at by your front door and er...... well that's it really. I'm off to Sidmouth..... you have a nice day d'ya hear.
Huh! I see, another of your devious plans to trick me ey.
Coincidentally, I spoke to them on the phone yesterday - yes really - and for a small donation they have agreed to look out for you on their security cameras.
Once spotted, you will be 'escorted' to a nice warm stable, fed pony nuts (don't be rude) and hay, and left with a bucket of water until next spring.
If you cough up with our fare, us ladies will pop in and stroke your nose and rub your big furry ears occasionally, so it's not all bad.
16-10-2020, 12:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Best not to take the wimmin to a donkey sanctuary, the owners may think they're part of the exhibits and keep them there.Oh, I dunno though.
. . . and as for you Sir - at least they would appreciate us, treasure us, and give us food and a warm bed, which is more than you ungrateful specimens have ever done for us.
Now go and find something useful to do, instead of sitting on your fat bum being rude to us genteel folk.
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