V I Poo

Just seen a Christmas ad for this ridiculous product...Should anyone be tempted to buy me one I will personally stick it up their Jacksie without anaesthetic.

If I want to hide the stink of crap I'll join the cows in the middle of a field.

Re: V I Poo

I saw that awful advert too, Poohdog.

I wonder if anyone actually buys the stuff?

Re: V I Poo

I just open the window, and put an "Out of Order" sign, on the door handle.

Re: V I Poo

Shit happens.

Re: V I Poo

As a little aside .... would anyone here let a stranger use their loo?

I did once. It was a door to door salesman. Poor chap looked desperate so I took pity on him. I assumed, incorrectly silly me , that he wanted a number 1 .... only he didn't and I keeled over when I went in after.
Never again. I learnt my lesson .. there is more chance now of a camel getting through the eye of a needle than anyone sending anything down my pan.

Re: V I Poo

When you next went to do your business, did you feel uncomfortable sitting on the Pan after an hairy arsed salesman had been there before you?

Re: V I Poo

Had to Google it. So in short, it's an air-freshener designed for the bog?

What's wrong with using ordinary air-freshener in a spray can or one of the toilet block rim flush things? Can we assume that this is an American product?

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I think it's supposed to have super duper stench trapping qualities Judd .. like an impermeable barrier.

Re: V I Poo

They could always shove a stick deodorant up their bums - the instruction clearly state `push up bottom`.

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.. and the room smells lovely whenever you trump but your armpits are still whiffy.

I've never tried that.