"Hello,.....". :)

"Hello"?
" Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone"?
" No, daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul".
After a brief pause, Daddy say's "But honey you dont have an Uncle Paul"!
"Oh yes I do, & he's upstairs in the room with mommy right now".
Brief pause. "Uh ok then I want you to put the phone down & run upstairs & knock on the door & shout to mommy that daddys car just pulled up on the drive".
" Ok Daddy just a minute. A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
" I did it Daddy".
"And what happened honey"?
"Well,Mommy got scared, jumped out of bed naked & ran round screaming " Oh my God",then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser & now she isnt movin at all"!
What about your Uncle paul"?
"He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didnt know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it & I think he's dead"!
Real long pause!
Then daddy says, "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732"?
Little girl replies,"No I think you have the wrong number,............"

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