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Jem!!!!!
Naughty boy, if your wifey sees that!!!!
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09-05-2018, 09:31 PM
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Jem I wonder if you like these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OwYVg4n1Qk

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09-05-2018, 10:12 PM
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They are obviously new to me but I did enjoy that tune, very talented pair.
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09-05-2018, 10:14 PM
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They are obviously new to me but I did enjoy that tune, very talented pair.
Tell Phylis, I will introduce you to more stuff on the country scene.
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09-05-2018, 10:23 PM
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I'll tell her when she wakes up, she's asleep now on the sofa beside me and a bomb wouldn't wake her at the moment.


Whenever I asked my old Granny what as the best cure for anything she always cheekily answered “Keep it till it gets better” Maybe she had a point there, she was a great believer in suffering in silence, as were most women back then, very few like that today.
Here’s one for my old friend Gerry Higginbottom rest his soul, a moaner of the highest order when he was alive.

On Higgin’s bottom a boil did dwell
It made his cheek red and it pained him as well
It wasn’t very often that he got ‘em
He had two on his neck before, but never his bottom.

An office worker on moderate pay
Well he did sit on his arse all day
He phoned in to say he wasn’t coming
Sat on one cheek, and was comforted by his woman.

That night the pain was really severe
So a poultice he made on his bum to adhere
Off he went to lie down on his bed
Hoping in the morning it would come to a head.

But he was stuck with it for the whole week
Always turning the other cheek
Nothing lasts forever we are told
And soon Higginsbottom was back in the fold.
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09-05-2018, 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem ->
I'll tell her when she wakes up, she's asleep now on the sofa beside me and a bomb wouldn't wake her at the moment.


Whenever I asked my old Granny what as the best cure for anything she always cheekily answered “Keep it till it gets better” Maybe she had a point there, she was a great believer in suffering in silence, as were most women back then, very few like that today.
Here’s one for my old friend Gerry Higginbottom rest his soul, a moaner of the highest order when he was alive.

On Higgin’s bottom a boil did dwell
It made his cheek red and it pained him as well
It wasn’t very often that he got ‘em
He had two on his neck before, but never his bottom.

An office worker on moderate pay
Well he did sit on his arse all day
He phoned in to say he wasn’t coming
Sat on one cheek, and was comforted by his woman.

That night the pain was really severe
So a poultice he made on his bum to adhere
Off he went to lie down on his bed
Hoping in the morning it would come to a head.

But he was stuck with it for the whole week
Always turning the other cheek
Nothing lasts forever we are told
And soon Higginsbottom was back in the fold.
Jem that shed at the bottom of ya garden must be in a real clutter??
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09-05-2018, 11:05 PM
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A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,

Little boy: ;teacher are you sleeping in class?;

Teacher: ;No I am not sleeping in class.;

Little boy: ;What were you doing sir?;

Teacher: ;I was talking to God.;

The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him.

Teacher: ;young man, you are sleeping in my class.;

Little boy: ;No, not me sir, I am not sleeping.;

Angry teacher: ;What were you doing?;

Little boy: ;I was talking to God.;

Angry teacher: ;What did he say?;

Little boy: ;God said he never spoke to you yesterday.;
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09-05-2018, 11:15 PM
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smart arse heh??
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09-05-2018, 11:18 PM
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smart arse heh??
Got to keep up with you guys.
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Got to keep up with you guys.
sorry meant the boy NOT you - I've never seen ya arse!!
 
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