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15-06-2019, 06:26 PM
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world ending in 3 minutes

I asked a friend what he would do if the world ended in 3 minutes time
He said he would have sex with anything that moved.

So he asked me the same question , What would I do if the world ended in 3 minutes time.

I replied, stay very still.
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15-06-2019, 06:27 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Ha! Funny!!!
Is it true that saying about "any woman with a pulse" too?
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15-06-2019, 06:29 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Rhian ->
Ha! Funny!!!
Is it true that saying about "any woman with a pulse" too?
or owt in a skirt
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15-06-2019, 06:31 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

I'd hug my husband and dog and phone my dad as I wouldn't have time to bring him here to be with me, then I'd close my eyes and hope the next moment brings me together with my Sister and Mummy again.
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15-06-2019, 06:56 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
or owt in a skirt
Good job I only wear trousers, then.








Anyway.....hang on...... 3 minutes?
Thanks for nothing, matey!
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15-06-2019, 07:06 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
or owt in a skirt
No thanks, not in today's LBGT society – I might just end up with more than I bargained for!

Edited to correct typo: or even LGBT society!
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15-06-2019, 07:07 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Lion Queen ->
or owt in a skirt
Not in Scotland!!
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15-06-2019, 07:11 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
No thanks, not in today's LBGT society – I might just end up with more than I bargained for!
Originally Posted by Moscow ->
Not in Scotland!!
Yet another very good reason and one I hadn't thought of!
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15-06-2019, 07:14 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
No thanks, not in today's LBGT society – I might just end up with more than I bargained for!
Originally Posted by Moscow ->
Not in Scotland!!
Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
Yet another very good reason and one I hadn't thought of!
Not in Ireland either then in that case!
Well, that's it then I've more than used my three minutes!
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15-06-2019, 07:27 PM
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Re: world ending in 3 minutes

Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
No thanks, not in today's LBGT society – I might just end up with more than I bargained for!
Well thats true Baz, never thought about that!
 
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