19-12-2019, 04:51 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.
Then, Ole, an old Norwegian, tentatively raised his hand and said, "I think my wife Lena got a pretty good look at you!"
19-12-2019, 04:55 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.
Then, Ole, an old Norwegian, tentatively raised his hand and said, "I think my wife Lena got a pretty good look at you!"
19-12-2019, 09:51 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere
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A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.
Then, Ole, an old Norwegian, tentatively raised his hand and said, "I think my wife Lena got a pretty good look at you!"
Appropriated.
20-12-2019, 03:20 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Here's one for your little grandson, Summer:Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
(Yes, I know, should be on the groaner thread)
20-12-2019, 04:10 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Percy Vere ->A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave customer grabbed ...
Appropriated.
Of course it was - I just can't remember where from - it's my age you know.
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I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me.
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