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A Russian spy, an IRA supporter and a racist walk into a pub.

The barman says "What can I get you Mr Corbyn?"
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I lent my mate £10,000 so he could have cosmetic surgery.
Now I don't know what the bastard looks like to get my money back.
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18-06-2019, 05:24 PM
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I lent my mate £10,000 so he could have cosmetic surgery.
Now I don't know what the bastard looks like to get my money back.
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19-06-2019, 10:14 PM
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Q: Why did the leprechaun wear two condoms?

A: To be sure, to be sure
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When your neighbour sees you washing your car and says, "Haha, you can do mine next, " tell him to do it himself as it's bad enough you have to shag his wife for him.
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20-06-2019, 10:21 AM
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Top Tip

When your neighbour sees you washing your car and says, "Haha, you can do mine next, " tell him to do it himself as it's bad enough you have to shag his wife for him.
Better not. He's a champion boxer.
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Very funny and not rude at all.
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Good story, apart from the crabby ending.
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21-06-2019, 04:14 PM
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Genuine, unphotoshopped, picture posted by a friend on Facebook.

It occurred to me to ask, "Why the long face?"
That's funny, if not a little scary.
 
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