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20-06-2019, 10:41 AM
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Perhaps I could do the dance of the & veils...... in the hope that some accidentally get wrapped around the men's necks.

I will tie the other ends to the lorry bumper, I am sure it will be good for their health, running to keep up with the lorry!
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20-06-2019, 11:48 AM
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The only dance us men will be doing is a Merry one, when we win LTP.
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The only dance us men will be doing is a Merry one, when we win LTP.
Don't you mean IF, and lets be fair you have virtually no chance of that!
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20-06-2019, 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Perhaps I could do the dance of the & veils...... in the hope that some accidentally get wrapped around the men's necks.

I will tie the other ends to the lorry bumper, I am sure it will be good for their health, running to keep up with the lorry!
Ahhh... The old Isadora Duncan technique eh? Besides, LD could outrun the lorry and end up towing you to the nearest quarry where said vehicle could have an unfortunate 'accident'.
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20-06-2019, 01:15 PM
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Ahhh... The old Isadora Duncan technique eh? Besides, LD could outrun the lorry and end up towing you to the nearest quarry where said vehicle could have an unfortunate 'accident'.
He may outrun the lorry, but I have the drivers phone number,& I am sure he would oblige if I requested an emergency stop. Then I would suggest that he tries to test the maximum speed, thereby leaving you and Dongle flying in the wind like a pair of inflated balloons!
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He may outrun the lorry, but I have the drivers phone number,& I am sure he would oblige if I requested an emergency stop. Then I would suggest that he tries to test the maximum speed, thereby leaving you and Dongle flying in the wind like a pair of inflated balloons!
I thought there was a law against inciting violence. 🤭
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I thought there was a law against inciting violence. 🤭
No I am also a good friend of the policemen!
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No I am also a good friend of the policemen!
Nudge nudge‼️
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20-06-2019, 03:48 PM
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No I am also a good friend of the policemen!
You will have to let them all out of your cellar sooner or later you know. Some of them have been down there for decades poor souls. Does your policeman friend wear a Bow Street Runner uniform & whistle?
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Thought I would pop in while those no-good men are out the way, I can put me feet up and watch a bit of Emmerdale, without them muttering all the time.




Must remember to hide the remote again before I go.
 
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