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14-12-2019, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
That's told 'em, Tabby.
Perhaps that'll shut 'em up for a while.
If they don't stop being cheeky I'll shut them up - permanently - there is a big tube of superglue in the under sink cupboard - right next to the box of Thallium crystals!
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14-12-2019, 08:28 AM
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Superglue is ineffective on greasy surfaces, especially lip services.

Shrewd posters use the Vaseline Lip Therapy before posting.
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14-12-2019, 10:11 AM
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I swear by Carmex
Makes my lips tingle
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14-12-2019, 07:35 PM
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Back to take over the reins even though I've been compelled to work today.

You wimmin, watch the final of that there dancing programme instead of coming in here disturbing my peace.
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14-12-2019, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Back to take over the reins even though I've been compelled to work today.

You wimmin, watch the final of that there dancing programme instead of coming in here disturbing my peace.



I intend doing both, Judsy.

Also, will you go and make me a cup fo tea while you're there, please. Chop chop.

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14-12-2019, 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Back to take over the reins even though I've been compelled to work today.

You wimmin, watch the final of that there dancing programme instead of coming in here disturbing my peace.
Why? It's fixed, it's boring, and I don't own a TV anyway. So, Mups, if you want to watch it - I'll stand guard in here.

Any male personage entering in these hallowed rooms will be beaten about the head with my College books. There are lots of them and they are heavy! You have been warned!
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14-12-2019, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I intend doing both, Judsy.

Also, will you go and make me a cup fo tea while you're there, please. Chop chop.

I've done enough for you grasping wimmin this week with the sweat of my brow, now it's time for me to put my feet up. Any more lip and I'll be putting me feet up your backsides.
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14-12-2019, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
Why? It's fixed, it's boring, and I don't own a TV anyway. So, Mups, if you want to watch it - I'll stand guard in here.

Any male personage entering in these hallowed rooms will be beaten about the head with my College books. There are lots of them and they are heavy! You have been warned!
What are you studying exactly? How to write properly?
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14-12-2019, 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rhian ->
I swear by Carmex
Makes my lips tingle
So does too much snogging.
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14-12-2019, 11:45 PM
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I'm just watching Zulu again for about the fifteenth time. Thought it might give us men some ideas on how to keep the wimmin-folk out. Redoubts, volley fire and fire at will. that should do the trick.
 
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