Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

Once there was Valice she was good at these
She left in a huff with with the Knock of her Knees
She couldn't open the kitchen door
Her lazy dog was asleep on the floor

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

Once there was Valice she was good at these
She left in a huff with the Knock of her Knees
She couldn't open the kitchen door
Her lazy dog was asleep on the floor
And her gardener had drank a pint of sherry
To Vals distate he was feeling quite merry

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

Once there was Valice she was good at these
She left in a huff with the Knock of her Knees
She couldn't open the kitchen door
Her lazy dog was asleep on the floor
And her gardener had drank a pint of sherry
To Vals distate he was feeling quite merry
He suggested they go to her room
he ran off with a whack from her broom

The old gypsy knocked on my door

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

The old gypsy knocked on my door
Have you a broom to sweep the floor

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

The old gypsy knocked on my door
Have you a broom to sweep the floor ?

"No" quoth I **** *** you ***

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

The old gypsy knocked on my door
Have you a broom to sweep the floor ?
"No" quoth I **** *** you boy
Can I help said a little guy named Roy

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

The old gypsy knocked on my door
Have you a broom to sweep the floor ?
"No" quoth she "**** *** you boy"
Can I help said a little guy named Roy
"*** *** *** ****** ******" she added sweetly

Re: Rhyming couplets (or something)

The old gypsy knocked on my door
Have you a broom to sweep the floor ?
"No" quoth she "**** *** you boy"
Can I help said a little guy named Roy
"*** *** *** ****** ******" she added sweetly
Yes if you press your trousers neatly