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23-01-2010, 12:24 PM
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Yes, . . you are now known as Swiffers, . . . . it was on News24 this morning, . . ladies over 50 have become Swiffers like the Swift birds, they follow the sun to foreign countries like the migrating birds for the winter.

There was a Psychoanalyst and two ladies in the studio this morning and I had tears rolling down my face with laughter at some of the comments, one old bird said when she's getting dolled up for a night out her married daughter says . . "you're not going out dressed like that mum" . . . I think it's fantastic, . . good luck to the Swiffers, . . go ahead and enjoy yourselves.

The ladies there this morning have turned into globe trotters, . . they've been all over the planet, . . good for them, . . as my signature says, . . "you only live once, . . so get it right the first time".
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23-01-2010, 12:34 PM
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You are absolutely right Nero. I have only travelled since I was over fifty. During my marriage I never had a holiday (he didn't believe in them). Then when first on my own I could not afford one, but in recent years it has been my top priority and I travel as much as I can afford (even if it means not going out for the rest of the year). I have been to China, Vietnam, Kenya, Austria, USA (many times), and Malaysia. It's a lovely great big world out there
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23-01-2010, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dolly ->
You are absolutely right Nero. I have only travelled since I was over fifty. During my marriage I never had a holiday (he didn't believe in them). Then when first on my own I could not afford one, but in recent years it has been my top priority and I travel as much as I can afford (even if it means not going out for the rest of the year). I have been to China, Vietnam, Kenya, Austria, USA (many times), and Malaysia. It's a lovely great big world out there
Good for you Dolly, . . enjoy what's left of your life and sod the rest.
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23-01-2010, 12:58 PM
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I have always loved your signature Denis. So we're swiffers,huh
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23-01-2010, 01:06 PM
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Woo hoo! I'm a Swiffer ...... love it!

I think I'll pass on the Night Clubs though!
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23-01-2010, 05:49 PM
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That's all very well if you can afford it... I've not even been to the pub for five years
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23-01-2010, 05:56 PM
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I can just see me `clubbing`

Are you looking at my tits??


Well no it was your shoes but these specs are new.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to meet me?

No it`s the block of wood I have on my keys-I have my name and adress on it
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23-01-2010, 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Old git ->
I can just see me `clubbing`

Are you looking at my tits??


Well no it was your shoes but these specs are new.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to meet me?

No it`s the block of wood I have on my keys-I have my name and adress on it


LOL. I wish I was a swiffer. I've never been further than wales. Would love too though. Never know I may win the lottery and become a fully fledged swiffer, oooooohhhh cant wait
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23-01-2010, 06:14 PM
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I think it's great - life is for living! Good on them for doing just that
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23-01-2010, 06:17 PM
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But do take care--at a `certain age` one`s brain gets detached from one`s body

I know-I ruptured my Achilles tendon in India when trying to dance
 
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