What weather reports amuse you?

I opened up my website
to catch the weather news
it told me "drizzle clearing"
which left me somewhat bemused!

"erhm excuse me madam, we are the 'drizzle clearing' team for your local neighborhood - we notice a small cloud of drizzle just over your front porch - would you like it clearing?"

notice on rear of truck - "drizzle clearing in progress - overtake with caution"

there must be dozens of such snappy phrases - what are your favorites?

Re: What weather reports amuse you?

Organised showers are a regular feature on our local forecasts.

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ah yes that's a good one "please contact the East Anglia weather station if you would like some 'organized showers' for your local outdoor event. They come in all sizes and intensities" - specials offers out at the moment buy one shower and get one free!

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The one that really worries me is at the end of the night, just after the man finishes his report he says "And that's all the weather we have for you tonight, there'll be more weather tomorrow"
No more weather for the rest of the night? where the hell am I supposed to get my air to breathe from?

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If there was a beautiful sunshower, would they call it 'golden showers'?

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what's a golden shower?

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Slang for pee

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pee where; what; how? I'm new to this game - any pics?

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I think I accidentally tripped & fell here.
Probably didn't answer right

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can you have a golden shower with autumn colors?