24-07-2021, 03:42 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Good Morning everybody! Saturday has arrived and no smoking shall be had! Oh no...fresh weekend air and a good dose of scottish rain!
Mind you - even a Blackpool sewer would smell fresh next to these odoriferous male things!
24-07-2021, 03:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Sounds good to me!Mind you - even a Blackpool sewer would smell fresh next to these odoriferous male things!
24-07-2021, 05:36 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Sounds good to me!Mind you - even a Blackpool sewer would smell fresh next to these odoriferous male things!
Funny you should say that -
Yesterday at my ENT appointment, the consultant remarked on my nose being inflamed inside. Before those wretched men start making disgusting suggestions as to how this could happen - I knew straightaway what it was.
"Tis the LTP men" I told him.
He scratched his head and looked befuddled.
"The ladies have been telling them for yonks how bad they smell, and now look what's happened - they've made my nose sore!"
Oh yes, I knew who to blame alright.
In the circumstances, I have made a giant hook which we can clip onto their braces, and lower them into the moat each morning before letting them anywhere near our abode.
I will enjoy that immensly, watching their little legs dangling and flailing about.
24-07-2021, 05:56 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Aww your poor nose, Mups! The braces made me laugh...a Dangling Dongle over the moat,
he shall swim and have no boat.
Should he flail and go so pale
We shall laugh and pull his tail
(Best I could do in this heat!
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Haha, like it.
Then there is -
Poor old Judd
Got a face like a spud,
He must have a dunk
Once he gets drunk
Then we'll drop him down in the mud.
24-07-2021, 06:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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St Jude was the patron saint of "difficult/hopeless/desperate cases" Clearly LD is hoping for some saintly intervention then, while we sip daintily on our Pimms, and fan ourselves. 
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