20-07-2017, 04:23 PM
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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife."This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He answers, "I was talking to the sheep."
20-07-2017, 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and stands in front of his wife."This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He answers, "I was talking to the sheep."
Nasty!
22-07-2017, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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I kept getting into trouble at school for handing in my homework late, so I bought a book of excuses.Unfortunately, the dog ate it.
22-07-2017, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR
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LADIES PLEASE DON'T READHow do you teach maths to a blonde?
Add a bed, subtract her knickers, divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply.
22-07-2017, 10:42 PM
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Norman goes to see his Doctor as when making love he cannot seem to satisfy his wife.The doc tells Norman that its been an exceptionally hot summer so maybe his wife is just too hot to enjoy sex. Norman agrees.
The Doc then suggests to Norman that he buy a big electric fan which can be used when Norman and his wife are sharing those special moments.
Norman complains he's not made of money so the Doc asks , Have you got a close friend, a real close friend because if so you could get him to stand over you and your wife and waft a towel over you both to keep her cool while your making love.
Sure enough next time Norman and his wife are making love Normans best buddy, Frank, is standing by wafting a towel over the couple to create a breeze.
Unfortunately Franks efforts seem to be having little effect so Norman suggests they change places so Frank starts making love to Normans wife while Norman furiously wafts the towel over them.
Very shortly Normans wife is screaming, Oh God, Yes, Yes, yes, yes.
Norman shouts, See Frank, that's how to waft a towel.
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