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16-02-2017, 03:38 PM
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Kids starting at new school

Two girls and a boy(brother and sisters)start at their new school...the headmaster calls them into his office to welcome them.

He asks the first sister " how did you get the name Petal"?

"|When I was a newborn my mum hadn't thought of a name. One day as I slept in my pram(in the garden)a sudden gust of wind blew a petal on to my pram"

"What a lovely story"
"And how did your sister get the name Rosebud"?

"Same story, she was outside in her pram when a sudden gust of wind blew a rosebud onto her pram"

"what a lovely story"

He moves on to the brother....a boy with severe head injuries and twisted body.

As hes about to speak the eldest sister says "and this is my brother, Chimney Pot"
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16-02-2017, 04:21 PM
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That really is a belter Terry, I laughed out loud when I read that.
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16-02-2017, 06:43 PM
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Hi

That takes me back.

My daughter started school.

There was a serious incident involving a young girl being abducted from school.

They had a very gentle and sympathetic role play at school.

A huge Policeman and a lovely Policelady.

Mummy and daddy could not come to collect them, so they had to go home with the Policeman.

All the scenarios played out, back into school, find a teacher, stay put with a friend and her Mummy, shout out,

They asked for a volunteer at the end to show what they should do.

Up shot my daughters hand, a tiny Angelic blue eyed blond.

Onto the stage.

The big Policeman took hold of her hand.

She immediately stuffed it in her mouth and bit down with all her force on his thumb.

Blood all over the place, a very unhappy policeman and a policelady laughing her head off,

He needed stitches.

Who told you to do that?

My Daddy.
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16-02-2017, 07:33 PM
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Two girls and a boy(brother and sisters)start at their new school...the headmaster calls them into his office to welcome them.

He asks the first sister " how did you get the name Petal"?

"|When I was a newborn my mum hadn't thought of a name. One day as I slept in my pram(in the garden)a sudden gust of wind blew a petal on to my pram"

"What a lovely story"
"And how did your sister get the name Rosebud"?

"Same story, she was outside in her pram when a sudden gust of wind blew a rosebud onto her pram"

"what a lovely story"

He moves on to the brother....a boy with severe head injuries and twisted body.

As hes about to speak the eldest sister says "and this is my brother, Chimney Pot"
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