Join for free
longfellow's Avatar
Senior Member
longfellow is offline
Joined: Oct 2013
Posts: 4,991
longfellow is male  longfellow has posted at least 25 times and has been a member for 3 months or more 
16-02-2017, 09:07 PM

Taxi Driver.

Last Wednesday, a passenger in a taxi heading for Stafford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus,drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments, everything was silent in the cab. Then the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault.Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
Reply With Quote

Thread Tools

© Copyright 2009, Over50sForum   Contact Us | Over 50s Forum! | Archive | Privacy Statement | Terms of Use | Top

Powered by vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.