Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf.
One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out
and without an argument go direct to the golf course, meet his buddies and
play a round.
His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority -
figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a
ring that she can't take her eyes off of."
The second guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the
cruise I gave her.
She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
The third guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like
they have lost their minds.
"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the bum and
said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course or
"She replied do not forget your hat !"