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14-12-2014, 04:26 PM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

Originally Posted by Nom ->
Your all grounded,now get the ironing done, else its bed without your suppers.
I'll just fetch yer pipe and slippers then you wont be so grumpy
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14-12-2014, 09:27 PM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

Originally Posted by Nom ->
Your all grounded,now get the ironing done, else its bed without your suppers.


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14-12-2014, 10:08 PM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

Originally Posted by Honey ->
might be where the word MENtal came from
You maybe overlooking something, MENtal ability.
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15-12-2014, 12:12 AM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

"Apparently 'researchers' did an annual round-up of people who died in particularly stupid ways, and found that 282 cases were of men and only 36 were women.
The full report was published as a 'tongue-in-cheek report in the British Medical Journal."


They made it all up.75% of all statistics are made up.
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15-12-2014, 12:15 AM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

I would welcome departing in a stupid situation, formal departures are so final.
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15-12-2014, 01:31 AM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

Hmm...there's something to this,though...


For instance-the electric toaster was invented in 1893 [Alan Macmasters]
BUT
The sliced loaf wasn't invented until 1928! [Otto Rohwedder]

[both male,you'll notice]

Now...if we chaps were logical-shouldn't that be the other way round?
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15-12-2014, 11:17 AM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

[QUOTE=Pug;575210]Hmm...there's something to this,though...


For instance-the electric toaster was invented in 1893 [Alan Macmasters]
BUT
The sliced loaf wasn't invented until 1928! [Otto Rohwedder]

[both male,you'll notice]

Now...if we chaps were logical-shouldn't that be the other way round?[/QUOTE]



There you go . . . see what I mean?
You'll have the other chaps calling you a traitor now Pug.
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15-12-2014, 11:32 AM
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Re: Can hardly believe this. .

I also read this article. I was killing myself with laughing

Best ones for me were:-
A terrorist sent a letter bomb to someone but had not
put enough postage on it. It was returned to sender and
of course he opened it

Another beaut was three men getting drunk on shots of
some liquor in a bar. They decided to play a kind of
Russian routlette. They took a shot then ran outside and
stamped on a Cambondian land mine.
Needless to say they got their wish and not only did the
bar blow up but also the three men.
The non descript word duuurrrrrrrs comes to mind
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15-12-2014, 11:47 AM
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Nothing new, but the media obviously think it is. The Darwin Awards, as they are called, have been around since the days of Usenet, in the mid to late 80's. The website has archives of the Awards going back years.
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15-12-2014, 12:13 PM
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Indeed nothing new but isn't it slightly disappointing some people just never learn ? and that most of them seem to be men !
 
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