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16-07-2019, 12:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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How would they know, their sleeping pills don't wear off till 10am ? That is when the punishments start!
I hear the last escapee is convalescing at home minus his trousers and pants.
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16-07-2019, 12:19 PM
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I hear the last escapee is convalescing at home minus his trousers and pants.
Don t be silly, nobody escapes! They either do as they are told or die!
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16-07-2019, 02:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Don t be silly, nobody escapes! They either do as they are told or die!
I'm sure that's said in marriage vows somewhere.

Anyway, all the ladettes have left to watch Escape to the blah blah blah so nice and peaceful here now.
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16-07-2019, 05:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I'm sure that's said in marriage vows somewhere.

Anyway, all the ladettes have left to watch Escape to the blah blah blah so nice and peaceful here now.
How can it be peaceful, when you are still here?
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16-07-2019, 07:54 PM
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You tell him, Twinks, maybe we should ask to borrow Tessa's poinker - I hear she has an electric one now! Must dash - am on Westie Watch all this week!
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16-07-2019, 08:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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You tell him, Twinks, maybe we should ask to borrow Tessa's poinker - I hear she has an electric one now! Must dash - am on Westie Watch all this week!
That's good, it might keep you away from here.
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16-07-2019, 09:13 PM
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That's good, it might keep you away from here.


Well said that man.
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16-07-2019, 10:27 PM
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You tell him, Twinks, maybe we should ask to borrow Tessa's poinker - I hear she has an electric one now! Must dash - am on Westie Watch all this week!


Tabs, I have just nicked - ahem - borrowed an electric cattle prod from the local cattle market. That should do the trick.
I have a friendly electrician moved in over the road, and he didn't take much persuading to 'adjust' the current for us.
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16-07-2019, 10:31 PM
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Well said that man.


No Judd! It wasn't 'Well said' by any stretch of the imagination. It was both rude, and ungentlemanly as well as being quite uncalled for.
Shame on the pair of you.




Now then, I have had a very busy day and I have got to be up early again in the morning, so I do not want any of your late night creeping about and upsetting me dogs.
In fact, I would be grateful if you could bugger off to bed early yourself if you please.
You might just get into my good books for five minutes then - you know you want to.


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16-07-2019, 10:48 PM
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10.45 and so far so good.

I'm going to start locking up in a mo, then those wretched male specimens won't be able to bother us any more tonight.

I'm walking down the path with me high-powered torch, just checking by the shrubbery, because that's where they often to be found lurking and weeing on me plants. Disgusting behaviour.


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OH NO! . . . . . Look what I found in our outside loo, ladies!




Ruddy nerve, using OUR toilet! OUT Sir!
And don't come back!
 

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